A brand new day to face this dark world A brand new day to hit the floor I know who to ask to get what i want I'm not abashed, I did it before My daughter's laying passed out on the couch I'm fucking proud, she's only 10 years old Maybe someday I'll write a book about "If I were you I'd hate me too" Wish me a heartache I won't let go S U doubleF E R Teach me what to do I spit on you S U doubleF E R I'm not a dumpfuck I simply suck Try to disabuse me Good luck The statics lie, I'm not an antisocial Well, but I'm not a dumpfuck My girlfriend's laying bloody raped on the couch I'm fucking proud she's 15 years old Maybe someday i'll write a book about me called "If I were you I'd hate me too"