I've never even gone to first base with a guy
Well, haven't you ever practiced with one of your girlfriends?
No, ew, that's gross
It's not gross. How else do you think girls learn?
Okay, face me. Now close your eyes and wet your lips
Are you for real?
Do you want to learn or not?
Kiss me, out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress
Oh, kiss me, beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me
See? That wasn't so scary
It was nothing
Okay, let's try it again
Only this time I'm going to stick my tongue in your mouth
And when I do that I want you to massage my tongue with yours
And that's what first base is
Okay
Kiss me, down by the broken tree house
Swing me, upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map
Oh, kiss me, beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes, but only when it's mutual and this is far from mutual
Oh, kiss me (kiss me)
Beneath the milky twilight
Lead me (lead me)
Out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me
So kiss me
So kiss me
Eyes closed