They won't ever find out just where I hid them One-hundred stones that sparkle in darkness They caught me downtown changing the bus lines An easy target midday no disguise Sergeant Politeness Searching for weak points Caress my ego Trick me so softly I only took them to find my way out The self-infixed freeze that comes from boredom You see I let them, I let them find me One-hundred stones that mean nothing to me Sergeant Politeness Searching for weak points Caress my ego Trick me so softly I'm so innocent, sir That I can't reveal a thing I'm blind and happy, sir To be tortured in this way Sergeant Politeness Searching for weak points Caress my ego And trick me so softly Sergeant Politeness I'm so enlightened Go on, molest me I won't confess now Sergeant Politeness Sergeant Politeness Sergeant Politeness Caress my ego