The anal-retentive Burger King attendant Watched me bite my nails in utter horror It always takes me much more than a fast food minute She said "May I please take your order? Can I please take your order?" Kim was antsy in the orangish booth 'Cause it was hard and cold and she was wearing jean shorts I said "As long as it's fast I don't care if it's food. Gimme one of them foil ashtrays Sometimes my girl likes to smoke." Her eyes weren't blinking so I asked her what she was thinking Sometimes she gets so pensive like a skinny Buddha She said "Most men are colorblind, it's a genetic deficiency But if you guess the color of my eyes I might love you" ___ are elastic cause you're so sarcastic Boy, who do you think you are? H.L. Mencken? No I'm Lazarus the lucky, call me Lucky Lazarus I just suffer from chronic meager post-high school enthusiasm She's got a thousand thoughts tying her head in knots And I am kin to one of them at least I yawned to the relief of my tear ducts And she took the straw out of my Cherry Coke and sucked the tear off my cheek That's love to me It occurs everyday in urban Burger Kings Even if it's temporary The needy can't be greedy, can they?