Lately you've been so mean, it's guaranteed Your life's a sweet sixteen at thirty-three You've had it up to here with both hemispheres With no one left to revere, you my dear A scientist on TV, said aliens will be The big discovery of the Century And you must be very pleased, this finally could mean There's someone you can deem, worthy of your esteem I've blamed myself for years, but it appears There's nothing I could cheer to stop your tears A scientist on TV, said aliens will be The big discovery of the Century And you must be very pleased, this finally could mean There's someone you can deem, worthy of your esteem