I could be the captain of a nice galley
Many fearless sailors would be under me
Conquering the oceans and some unknown land
Instead I'm sitting here playing in a band
I know that this will sound weird
I wish I had a beard
A bit of hairiness
Growing to my chest
State-of-the-art is what I could be
Every girl in town would be fond of me
Manliness confirmed with that very manly style
Round glasses and a hat and a smart magnetic smile
I know that this will sound weird
I wish I had a beard
A bit of hairiness
Growing to my chest
Sweetest desires would come true
If only the chin hair grew
At my sight every girl would cheer
If I only had a beard
Me and my parrot kings of the seas
Leading my crew to beat the enemies
A long beard on my face gonna feel so right
As the proudest man I fall asleep tonight
I know that this will sound weird
I wish I had a beard
A bit of hairiness
Growing to my chest
Sweetest desires would come true
If only the chin hair grew
At my sight every girl would cheer
If I only had a beard
A beard on my face keeps me warm and safe
With this beard on my face I would be strong and brave
A beard on my face my chance to get respect
With a beard on my face I would be correct
A beard on my face keeps me warm and safe
With this beard on my face I would be strong and brave
A beard on my face that would be neat
A beard on my face would make me complete
Sweetest desires would come true
If only the chin hair grew
At my sight every girl would cheer
If I only had a beard
I wish I had a beard
I wish I had a beard
I wish I had a beard
I wish I had a beard