Post it, Post it – I hear voices – which call the tune
Insta, Facebook – They tell me – to post something by this afternoon
Fancy filters – that's what the people – want me to use
Facial wrinkles – I've got – but photoshop helps me to reduce
I will post – a nice shot of the sea
Is it enough? For you to follow me
Tomorrow, Tomorrow I'll be the next big viral thing
#Please follow me I'll be your SM king
(Please) Comment, Comment – Want new photos of my car
YouTube, TikTok – These lyrics – here we go they're TL;DR
Fancy filters – Need new pictures of my cats
Future girlfriend – I'll find – her popped up in your targeted ads
I will post – a pic of the oak tree
Is it enough? To put the focus on me
Tomorrow, Tomorrow I'll be the next big viral thing
#Please follow me I'll be your SM king
Have I changed my status yet?
Did all my posts go through spellcheck?
I'd like to perform but it's getting out of control
One million followers are taking their toll
One million followers are taking their toll
I will post – the view of me with one ski
Is it enough? You'll be attracted to me
Tomorrow, Tomorrow I'll be the next big viral thing
#Please follow me I'll be your SM king
I will post – a clip of me doing Tai Chi
Is it enough? You'll be impressed by me
Here's the thing I have to tell
Being a social media king it is fucking hell
Being a social media king it is fucking hell