Old Mother Hubbard
My cupboard is bare
My last few checks are bouncing everywhere
No scrabs for the cat
No bone for the dog
And I'm losing all my friends
Because my phone's cut off
The bailiff keeps knockin' on my front door
He's taken everything, but still wants more
I give all I can take
It's a world against me!
So how do I make
A bankrobbery?
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
No money for nothing for Woofy and me
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
No money for nothing for Woofy and me
Black thick stockings and I can't see a sausage
To the bank with the water pistol in my pocket
And the water leaks out, I'm wet and soggy
Knees are knocking and it's hot in the stocking
I say "Hands up please, everybody just freeze
All hit the deck with the hands behind the neck!"
And then the granny turns around and says "Sunny Jim
You'd see there was a queue
If you removed that thing."
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
No money for nothing for Woofy and me
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
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A bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
No money for nothing for Woofy and me
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
After hours of waiting I was standing at the desk
When the kids said "Mommy, that black has wet himself!"
I said "Look out there, there's a camera watching me
I'm a little bit nervous, it's my first time on TV"
I said "I'm nasty and I'm vicious
And my hands on the trigger
It's your money or your life"
But she didn't lift the finger
The cashier said "Sonny, stop messing around!"
I said "OK, sorry, I'd like to open an account."
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
No money for nothing for Woofy and me
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
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A-Bu-Bi-Ba-Bu-Bu-Ba-Bu!
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
No money for nothing for Woofy and me
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
A-Bu-Bi-Ba-Bu-Bu-Ba-Bu!
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
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Das Böse ist immer und überall!
Ba-Ba-Banküberfall
Ba-Ba-Banküberfall
Ba-Ba-Banküberfall
A-Bu-Bi-Ba-Bu-Bu-Ba-Bu!
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery
No money for nothing for Woofy and me