She's like "Come on man you're being such a buzz kill
'Cause you know that it's easier than you'd think
To lose yourself in all of these cheap drinks"
She's like "Come on, man, what did you say that for?
You know no one cares about what you think
Just speak enough so they think you're listening"
But I'm the one who needs to get my act together
Ain't got enough debt yet to consider myself a winner
But she's double majoring in chain smoking and loitering
With a minor studies in spending all of her parents money
Trying to be the M.V.P. of tonsil hockey
But she's like "Come on, man, what did you wear that for?
You should know pigs eat first with their eyes
So make sure what you sell is what you advertise"
But honestly love what would we break bread for
'Cause I can see you choking on your pride
And honey we both know you'll never swallow
But she's double majoring in chain smoking and loitering
With a minor studies in spending all of her parents money
Trying to be the M.V.P. of tonsil hockey
Deep down you know what you are
An imitation of a work of art
Getting high off of any guy
Who talks to you like misogyny taught him to