Bao, Bao Rise and shine, todays a very special day My instincts tell me things are going to go my way Hey Boss, how are ya Son, it seems we've been acquired I'm going to have to let you go, I hope you still admire me I'm worried that the man in me, the man in me has stomped on all my individuality Downtown, brownin' out Oh, oh, oh, who's a happy clown Chug a vile Grow a smile Why so serious Beat me with a silver patter Honk my horn, until I shatter The Kroger parking lot is madder than the left Hey man, what's with the years supply of Charmin extra Can't you read the news? Russia's ecstatic, China's planning, you'll regret it Rise and shine today's my day to crash and burn Take all my instincts and I'll kick them to the curve Oh, I'm feelin' bright and tight, I might as well get fried Run every red between MLK and Vine The Catholic Holy Ghost is giving me the green light VROOM VROOM I'm worried that the man in me, the man in me has stomped on all my individuality Beat me with a silver platter Honk my horn until I shatter Settle Down Settle Down Didn't you know I'm so bored I'm so bored