There are many kinds of fish that swim in the sea There's others that swim in the dark And of those troupers and trouts and dolphins and whales The one you must watch is the shark Card shark (Yes, ma'am) Get 'em in the nose That ol' card shark Now I sat me down to have some fun I jumped in the tank for a spell I boogalooed in the bunkhouse and saw some bandits on the run I went down to get water from the well Card shark (Yes, ma'am) Get 'em in the nose That ol' card shark Now set 'em up, Samba Sit on it awhile Toss in the towel and have a kick Stick it in the rear and roar for a bit And waddle down the road like a brick Card shark (Yes, ma'am) Get 'em in the nose That ol' card shark