Step on me and I'll cut you open Step on me and I'll cut you open Step on me and I'll cut you open Step on me Step on me and I'll cut you open Step on me and I'll cut you open Step on me and I'll cut you open Step on me Step on me and I'll cut you open Step on me and I'll cut you open Step on me and I'll cut you open Step on me Look in the mirror I play with my hair It's long and It's lovely And lavish and fair I comb it and stroke it And wash it all day It makes me so sexy Yeah, that's what they say Look at my body It's long and It's lean It sure may be pretty But boy am I mean Paid all those bogans And, God, they're obscene They'll never touch My big bacon machine Rocking and rolling And looking real good Slamming and banging My head like I should Now don't you mess with me I might start a fight I've got some ripped jeans Look so cool and so tight I love your attention When you hold me near Now shut up and buy me Some smokes and more beer I know that you love me And I love me too But what you don't know is That I'm using you! Talk to me and I'll make you sick Talk to me and I'll make you sick Talk to me and I'll make you sick Don't talk to me Talk to me and I'll make you sick Talk to me and I'll make you sick Talk to me and I'll make you sick Don't you talk to me!