There's nothing on T.V. but a thing Called Scarecrow and Mrs. King. You sit and watch it while your wife Becomes the play thing of another man's life: It don't bother me, I'm a toady - I'm John Bonham's coke roadie. Your life is totally out of step, But so what? - I'm with the Zep; I don't wash dishes or pay the rent - I just depend on John getting bent: It don't bother me, I'm a toady - I'm John Bonham's coke roadie. It's amazing what goes through your brain As I frantically sweep the little grains: Think of fidelity! Think of the fools! Marriage destroys you - stick to drum stools. It don't bother me, I'm a toady - I'm John Bonham's coke roadie. We tour through cities; I see life - And someone is next to your wife; The only thing that can't be canned Is scrambling under the high hat stand: It don't bother me, I'm a toady - I'm John Bonham's coke roadie.