Li-li-li. I only like you 'Cause your mum's a spunk We're only friends because of her You can keep all your Lego And racing car sets It's your mum that I really prefer When we all play in the playground And the other kids give you a serve I stick up for you Though deep down I think It's something you really deserve I only like you 'Cause your mum's a spunk We're only friends because of her You can keep all your masters of the universe It's your mum that I really prefer When we all have to choose partners I always come over to you You smell like a toilet You look like a fool But a man does what he has to do I only like you 'Cause your mum's a spunk We're only friends because of her You can keep your??? and Star Wars figures It's your mum that I really prefer D'you think I could take on Your dad in a fistfight? And does she have any Unmarried sisters I only like you 'Cause your mum's a spunk We're only friends because of her You and your things aren't the reason I come I don't like your stuff and I think that you're dumb I only hang out with you 'Cause of your mum Ooh, I like the birds, can we keep the birds? Birds are good