How to be happy:
Make the distance between where you live, where you work and where you shop
As close together as possible
This is called the Triangle of Happiness
Triangle of Happiness
Triangle of Happiness
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Make your house near your work and
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Make your work near the shops and
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Well, according to that, well
People who live above the milk bar where they work are the happiest
They're not trapped at all
Triangle of Happiness
Triangle of Happiness
Triangle of Happiness
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Be your own boss and
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Work with people you trust and
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Well, according to that, well
People who run a small business with their own wife are the happiest
They're not trapped at all
Think of yourself as the notes in a chord
Ahh, ahh, ahh
Three notes sung separately does not sound as good as three notes close together
Ahhhhhhh
Sounds good, doesn't it?
Triangle of Happiness
Triangle of Happiness
Triangle of Happiness
Solo!
Keyboard solo!
Oh, sorry.
That's alright. Keyboard solo.
Sorry. Sorry, I thought you meant that vocussion thing we were talking about.
You know I've been working on that vocussion thing.
No.
You don't wanna hear that?
No, I don't.
Keyboard solo?
Keyboard, please.
Alright, okay.
Thanks.
You are calling a lot of keyboard solos lately, though, that's all.
Sure you're not getting a bit lazy, trying to get out of writing a verse?
No, no, not at all. I just think we've reached a particular point in this song
Where we need a break from music
And that's where your keyboard playing comes in.
Hahaha, good one, Yonny.
See, I think solos are really the domain of the actual musician, Scod.
See, it's a real bummer with you, Gatesy
What really breaks my heart about this situation is that
You've got so much to say and I'm sure it's worth hearing
But because you've got to keep that guitar cranking along you can't talk and play at the same time
Ah, but I can talk and play at the same time.
In fact I'm doing it right now.
Sorry, my bad.
Sorry, what I meant to say was
It's really hard for you to talk and for me to be listening at the same time.
You have that problem too?
Well, I won't talk then! See what happens now.
I'll take it.
No! No!
Come on! I've worked hard!
Just shut it.
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Go to uni and work with
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Start a band and write songs with
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Go on tour and rehearse with
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Spend half of your life with
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Probably end up tonight with
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Triangle of Happiness
Triangle of Happiness
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