Let's get it all together now How to play golf I'll give you one tip (?) How to play golf I'll give you one tip (?) Hit the ball away from you (swing!) The ball is teed up The ball is teed up Start out with a drive Heave at the ball How to play golf (Swing!) How to play golf You ever take turf? Just a little turf, just a little turf You ever take turf? I said I take turf all the time You gotta (swing!) grip correctly, you gotta cock these wrists You gotta grip correctly, you gotta have good footwear Shove your right foot out Turn the right foot in Shove your right foot out Heave at the ball The ball is teed up The ball is teed up Start out with a drive Heave at the ball The ball is teed up The ball is teed up Start out with a drive Heave at the ball (Swing! clack! Yeah! Alright!) It's just a difficult day And don't let anybody ever, ever tell you any different