How d'you do
I see you've met my faithful handyman
E's a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He throught you were the candy man
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania
Let me show you around or maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry
We'll just say where we are and go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry
Well, you got caught with a flat
Well, how 'bout that!
Well, babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night
It'll all seem all right
I'll get you a satanic mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania
Why don't you stay for the night
... Night
Or maybe a bite
... Bite
I could show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a man with blonde hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my... tension!
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania
So, come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici... pation
But maybe the rain is really to blame
So I'll remove the cause...
But not the symptom!