A rat bit my sister Nell With Whitey on the moon Her face and arms began to swell And Whitey's on the moon I can't pay no doctor bills But Whitey's on the moon Ten years from now I'll be payin' still While Whitey's on the moon You know the man Just upped my rent last night Whitey's on the moon No hot water, no toilets, no lights But Whitey's on the moon I wonder why he's uppin' me? 'Cause Whitey's on the moon I was already givin' him like 50 a week Whitey's on the moon Taxes takin' my whole damn check Junkies makin' me a nervous wreck The price of food is goin' up And if all that crap wasn't enough A rat bit my sister Nell With Whitey on the moon Her face and arms began to swell And Whitey's on the moon Was all that money I made last year For Whitey on the moon? How come I ain't got no money here? Hmm, Whitey on the moon You know I just 'bout had my fill Of Whitey on the moon I think I'll send these doctor bills Airmail special To Whitey on the moon