Grabbed a sixer of Gansett $5.99 Cause it's Monday I'm wasted Half of the time Play smash till I pass out My bed is on the couch Wake up with a sore neck Like I smashed my back out Let me tell you how it is I'm greasy and gross Deodorant odor mixed with cigarette smoke Doing anything I want, good god I'm so broke A warning sign for most it's not a joke Then I went and got a thirty of Busch Light $15.99 It's Friday night And I spent the rest of my pay check on pizza bites A day late on rent Missed a call from my doctor Sleep with one eye open My land lord's a mobster Let me tell you how it is I'm greasy and gross Deodorant odor mixed with cigarette smoke Doing anything I want, good god I'm so broke A warning sign for most it's not a joke Lets drink this place dry Until we're thrown out of the bar Wake up on a bench there's no gas in my car Act my shoe size, never my age Then next week lets repeat Cause none of this will matter anyway