Captain Hook is my name
And plund'ring the world is my favourite game
Taking candy from babies
And giving them scabies
With no shame!
If you take what you want
Then you get what you want
Without having to pay a mite!
And who doesn't like a bargain
Aunties, looking at you, am I right?
With his fancy gun-boat
Who needs diplomacy?
Fire a cannon, and wave a few swords
Treasure as far as the eye can see
Looter! Plunderer!
Not an insult to me!
That's how I came to be master of
My own little colony!
He's got his own little colony!
He's got his own little colony!
He's got his own little colony!
He's Captain Hook!
You may call me a crook
But just wait for the book
That one day they're going to write!
The founder and leader
Saviour, Creator!
"HOOK" in lights!
In two-hundred years, all the things that I did
Will be shrouded in mystery
There'll be statues, schools named after me
It's a thing we call history!
By Hook or by Crook
It's a pirate's life for me
Steal from the innocent, give 'em a fright!
While we're sailing the seven seas
Looter! Plunderer!
Not an insult to me!
That's how I came to be master of
My own little
Well, to tell you the truth
I sometimes wonder if this isn't all quite... uncouth?
I mean, there's bound to be maybes
When you're stealing from babies
To be fair, they were more like... youths?
But would you rather regret?
Or be saddled with debt?
Carpe diem, and all of that!
There's no space for moral quandaries
When your wallet is so fat!
With his fancy gun-boat
Who needs diplomacy?
Fire a cannon, and wave a few swords
Treasure as far as the eye can see
Looter! Plunderer!
Not an insult to me!
That's how I came to be master of
My own little colony!
He's got his own little colony!
He's got his own little colony!
He's got his own little colony!
I'm Captain Hook!
He's got his own little colony!
He's got his own little colony!
He's got his own little colony!
He's Captain Hook!
He's such a Crook!
He's Captain Hook!
He is Our Crook! (I am your Crook!)
HOOK!