(DON: Your transformation has begun)
(There's nothing you can do to stop it! Hahahaha!)
I hate children like the rest
Stinking, nasty, little pests
Better seen and never heard
Better turned into a herd of
Donkeys! Put them right to work!
Earn their keep, if not they'll start to
Irk the living hell out of me
And every adult across the sea!
(Their truest forms, I have released!)
(Lazy, braying, stinking beasts!)
(Cheaper than cars, so in addition...)
(Fewer greenhouse gas emissions! Hahaha!)
(Get in! Get in all of you! Enjoy your transformation!)
(Thank you, thank you very much)
(FRANK: Let me out!)
(PINOCCHIO: Help!)
(FRANK: Let me out!)
(PINOCCHIO: Help us!)
(LUCKY: Who can help us!) (FRANK: Let me out!)
(PINOCCHIO: Help!)
FRANK: Someone's beat us at our own game
He puts us both to shame
It's Murphy's Law
LUCKY: There's always gonna be a better scammer
Does it with more glamour
Serves us right
(FRANK: Hee haw!)
(Meow!)
Why'd we believe him?
It was too good to be true!
LUCKY: Obvious
In hindsight
Would've played the same way too!
ALL: We should never
Have trusted a man called the Don (Keehaw)
Oh my god I think we've just been conned (FRANK: Keehaw)
ALL: Don don don don don (LUCKY: Keehaw)
ALL: Oh my god we have just been conned (Keehaw)