FRANK: Gather round, aunties and uncles and all in between
LUCKY: Time to say kam sia to lucky Guan Yin
FRANK: Confirm this morning you'd never have guessed that
You'd be so lucky
(LUCKY: Good life!)
(FRANK: So blessed!)
LUCKY: That we've found our way to your neighbourhood with our
FRANK & LUCKY: Collection of excellent goods!
LUCKY: And today we are both feeling giving and generous
FRANK: Prices so good they're damn well miraculous
FRANK & LUCKY: You'd be a fool to ignore us!
So gather round! Gather round!
(FRANK: Eh eh auntie auntie, where you live?)
(AUNTIE: Yishun?)
(FRANK: Wah, that's where our President is from!)
Don't mind I ask why your hair liddat?
So flaky and oily like char bee hoon
Frankly hor, Auntie your hair liddat
I wouldn't think twice about leaving Yishun
LUCKY: But luckily we have this serum for you
And this serum damn tok kong
Inside got water from Jeju!
(COMPANY: Jeju?)
LUCKY: Jeju!
FRANK & LUCKY: Put one time, problem gone!
(COMPANY: Wah! So good!)
FRANK & LUCKY: Unbelievable deals, unbelievable steals
How could they believe these are actually real?
FRANK: A story well told with some glamorous lies
LUCKY: Sell for gold what you got for half the price!
FRANK: Unbelievable deals
LUCKY: Unbelievable steals
FRANK: If it's good for you
FRANK & LUCKY: Then it's gotta be true!
LUCKY: Today we are both feeling giving and generous
FRANK: Prices so good they are damn well miraculous
FRANK & LUCKY: You'd be a fool to ignore us!
COMPANY: So gather round! Gather round!
(FRANK: Eh, another potential client! You go or I go?)
(LUCKY: We go together lah!)
Boy, you so skinny, have you ever heard of the gym?
FRANK: He everyday train also still won't have gain
Frankly hor, looking at your upper limb
It looks very much like a rattan cane!
LUCKY: But luckily we have this super machine
Brought in spec'lly from Japan
With infrared, blue tooth technology
(COMPANY: Got UV?)
LUCKY: Got UV!
FRANK & LUCKY: Zap one time, you will see...
(COMPANY: Wah! So good!)
FRANK: Don't call us criminal (Ooh, unbelievable)
LUCKY: The art of the con is subliminal (Ooh, unbelievable)
FRANK & LUCKY: When you believe what you do (Ooh, unbelievable)
The joke's on you
(COMPANY: Unbelievable, unbelievable, gather round!)
FRANK & LUCKY: Unbelievable deals, unbelievable steals
How could they believe these are actually real?
FRANK: A story well told with some glamorous lies
LUCKY: Sell for gold what you got for half the price!
FRANK: Unbelievable deals
LUCKY: Unbelievable steals
FRANK: If it's good for you
COMPANY: Then it's gotta be true!
LUCKY: Today for a price only fools wouldn't pay
FRANK: Only fools would believe any word that we say
FRANK & LUCKY: Don't walk away, stay and pay!
FRANK: So gather round! (LUCKY: Gather round!)
COMPANY: Gather round!
(Wah! So good!)