Thought that he the one but he's a poser
Think I'm gettin' lucky then it's over
Swiper swiper on my four leaf clovers
Like I'm fuckin' Dora the Explorer
Mama said there's plenty of nice guys
I think that's a lie
Makes me wanna die-ie
All the hot ones are dumb
And the good ones are taken
I think my heart's going numb from all these shit conversations
I don't need no one but I still fuckin' hate that
All the hot ones are dumb
And the good ones are taken
Good ones are taken
Good ones are taken
I always start out thinkin' that he's gorgeous
'Til he opens up his mouth and, oh my God, he's fuckin' boring
It's hard out here in the thick of it
Gives me tears when I think of this
Someone tell me why
All the hot ones are dumb
And the good ones are taken
I think my heart's going numb from all these shit conversations
I don't need no one but I still fuckin' hate that
All the hot ones are dumb
And the good ones are taken
Good ones are taken
Good ones are taken
Oh my God, must be anxious 
All the hot ones are dumb
And the good ones are taken
Mama said there's plenty of nice guys
I think that's a lie
Makes me wanna die-ie-ie (die-ie-ie, die-ie-ie)
All the hot ones are dumb
And the good ones are taken
I think my heart's going numb from all these shit conversations
I don't need no one but I still fuckin' hate that
All the hot ones are dumb
And the good ones are taken
(So what do you do?)
Good ones are taken
(Music stuff)
(Have you done anything worthy?)
Good ones are taken
Oh my God, must be anxious
All the hot ones are dumb
And the good ones are taken