I left you first so you couldn't leave me Thought I'd make it easy on us I thought you would, wouldn't believe me Fall down on your knees and begged me to stay But you're not phased, guess I wanted you to Chase my car down the driveway Leave you cryin' there in the rain Screamin' "My biggest mistake was you" Call our friends and call me a bitch Read your lines and rip up the script If you're gonna break my heart in two Better make it Oscar worthy Cry for me like a river Lie to me, make it bitter Die for me Better make it Oscar worthy Cry for me like a river Lie to me, make it bitter Die for me Better make it Oscar worthy I loved you first, so you couldn't hate me Never replace what we had, oh 'Cause the first date was like a movie Second base in your jacuzzi Three words we swore we'd never say Now you're acting like it's fake 'cause I wanted you to Chase my car down the driveway Leave you cryin' out in the rain Screamin' "My biggest mistake was you" Call our friends and call me a bitch Read your lines and rip up the script If you're gonna break my heart in two Better make it Oscar worthy Cry for me like a river Lie to me, make it bitter Die for me Better make it Oscar worthy Cry for me like a river Lie to me, make it bitter Die for me Better make it Oscar worthy Cry, lie, die ♪ Better make it Oscar worthy Cry, lie, die Better make it Oscar worthy