Every day is Christmas when you open your presents Every day is Christmas when you undo the twine Santa's on his way and I know he's comin' But before he hits the chimney well he's takin' a ride He's goin' down south, see your rainy weather Headin' down south, ooh the water is fine When you're down south, best bring your umbrella It's Christmas down south of your Mason-Dixon line You better be good, yeah you better listen Better be nice when you're spinnin' your top Better be friendly when I'm moppin' up your kitchen Better be quiet or maybe I'll - stop Goin' down south, see your rainy weather Headin' down south, ooh the water is fine When you're down south, best bring your umbrella It's Christmas down south of your Mason-Dixon line You got a secret, I'm gonna tell it You got a secret, you told a lie You told me that you were not religious But last night I heard you say Ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodoh I was goin' down south, see your rainy weather Headin' down south, ooh the water is fine When you're down south, best bring your umbrella It's Christmas down south of your Mason-Dixon line Some say it's a sin but they don't know what they're missin Say it's a sin, but I think sin's a lie If you don't like the heat, stay out of the kitchen If you don't like the taste well you can't have any pie Goin' down south, see your rainy weather Headin' down south, ooh the water is fine When you're down south, best bring your umbrella It's Christmas down south of your Mason-Dixon line Oh holy night, Jingle bell jingle bell ringing your jingle bells Oh I wish I was in the land of cotton... It's Christmas down south of your Mason Dixon line...