Far away in a secret cove In the land of Sgriubh-á-dubh We hide our mighty pirate ship From the eyes of folks like you Aboard the good ship Matey We brew a toxic punch It looks a bit like gravy And it tastes like captain crunch Ephemeral, delectable Entirely undetectable You'll need a pair of spectacles For diplomatic dog I sail the seas of Sgriubh-á-dubh Island So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion Always on the search for treasure So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion Drink to the end of time ♪ Take one part finest spirit From Caribbean seas Mix it up with monkey brains And the scrapings from your knees A dash of creme de cacao A pint of french moonshine Shake for 15 seconds Prepare for drinking time From Oregon to South Dakota Underwater toilet quota Driving in an old Toyota Systematic frog I sail the seas of Sgriubh-á-dubh Island So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion Always on the search for treasure So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion Drink to the end of time ♪ I sail the seas of Sgriubh-á-dubh Island So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion Always on the search for treasure So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion Drink to the end of time We'll drink to the end of time