500 years ago when I was born I crawled from the womb with a drinking horn I held it to the sky in my tiny metal hand And got real drunk before I could stand Well ever since that day I've followed the code Of stealing all your treasure and living on the road Now we've come to your city, with nothing more to say Let's drink and party the Alestorm way We're only here to have fun, get drunk And make loads of money Cos nothing else matters to me We're only here to drink rum, shoot guns And live for the party Come with us and soon you will see We're only here to have fun, get drunk And make loads of money Cos nothing else matters to me We're only here to get lit, talk shit And drink all your whisky Come with us and soon you will see We're only here to have fun Treasure Chest Party Quest! Whoah-oh, whoah-oh, HEY! Treasure Chest Party Quest! In my Lamborghini, flintlock by my side Stealing loads of treasure, on I-95 Drinking margaritas in the Caribbean Sea A pirate's life is the only life for me Well you know we sold out a long time ago Now we're in it for the money, the hookers and the blow So we've come to your city, with nothing more to say Let's drink and party the Alestorm way We're only here to have fun, get drunk And make loads of money Cos nothing else matters to me We're only here to drink rum, shoot guns And live for the party Come with us and soon you will see We're only here to have fun, get drunk And make loads of money Cos nothing else matters to me We're only here to get lit, talk shit And drink all your whisky Come with us and soon you will see We're only here to have fun I set fire to the sky You're all going to die So raise up your rum We're here to have fun We'll ride cross the... waves Forever we'll sail There's nothing to say So get down and pray The quest starts today We're only here to have fun, get drunk And make loads of money Cos nothing else matters to me We're only here to drink rum, shoot guns And live for the party Come with us and soon you will see We're only here to have fun, get drunk And make loads of money Cos nothing else matters to me We're only here to get lit, talk shit And drink all your whisky Come with us and soon you will see We're only here to have fun