He was not too hip to the military jive And then Sam got him He was not too sharp on the shootin' machine And then Sam got him He was sittin' around, not doing a lot When he got the President's note Well, it seems the Prez had wrote, "Report", unquote Now he' s sharp and, no lie, he's a real G.I. Because Sam's got him Now he's really a joy, and you must love that boy 'Cause Sam's got him In his khaki suit, he looks so cute That the chicks all yell with delight Mr. Sam, release that man for active duty tonight "Report", unquote Now he' s sharp and, no lie, he's a real G.I. Because Sam's got him Yes he's really a joy, and you must love that boy 'Cause Sam's got him In his khaki suit, he looks so cute That the chicks all scream with delight Mr. Sam, release that man for active duty tonight