Poor Professor Higgins Poor Professor Higgins On he plods against all odds Oh poor Professor Higgins 9 pm 10 pm On through midnight every night 1 am 2 am 3 (Spoken: 4, 5, 6) Quit Professor Higgins Hear our plea or payday we will quit Professor Higgins "Ay" not "I" "O" not "Ow" Pounding Pounding in our brain "Ay" not "I" "O" not "Ow" Don't say "Rhine", say "Rain" (Spoken: The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.) (End.)