Tap your troubles away You bounce with a check Your mom has the vapors Tap your troubles away Your car had a wreck They're serving you papers When you're the one that it always rains on Simply try putting your Mary Janes on Your boss just gave you the axe There's years of back tax You simply can't pay If a sky full of crap always lands in your lap Make a curtsy and tap your troubles away ♪ Tap your troubles away You're sued for divorce Your brother gets locked up Tap your troubles away You're fat as a horse And find that you're knocked up When you need something to turn your mind off Why not try tapping your poor behind off? Your boat goes over the falls The plane you're on stalls The pilot yells, "Pray!" When your parachute strap is beginning to snap Smile a big smile, and tap, tap Tap your troubles away! When the wolf's at your door There's a bluebird in store If you glide 'cross the floor Till your ankles get sore Just tap your troubles away! (Troubles away) Troubles away (Troubles away) Away!