I'll make a star and a half out of that one
The one with the dimples - the redhead, the fat one
How 'bout the one on the blanket?
The one playing ball?
Let's take 'em both
Ah, to hell with it
Let's take 'em all!
What gives a man ginger and snap?
Goin' through life with his little ol' lap
Full of hundreds and hundreds of girls
What gives a man power and punch?
Tina for breakfast and Lena for lunch
Having hundreds and hundreds of girls
Show him a blonde
And something in his soul will leap to respond
But then again, he's also terribly fond
Of this brunette and so
Instead of one dandy dish
Pass him the candy dish
I'll sprinkle spice into his life
To make him forget that he's stuck with his wife
Give him hundreds and hundreds of girls
Beulah and Belle
Gladys and Gert
Two for the entree and three for dessert
Give him hundreds and hundreds of girls
Four on a slide
Five on a swing
I'm gonna make the cash register ring
Having hundreds and hundreds of girls
I'll fill the screen
With Jan and Jane and Joan and Janet and Jean
I'll pull the greatest stunt this business has seen
Till every fella from Duluth to Atlanta
Sees all of his fantasies
Look!
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What gives a man ginger and snap?
Going through life with his little ol' lap
Full of hundreds and hundreds of girls
What gives a man power and punch?
Tina for breakfast and Lena for lunch
Having hundreds and hundreds of girls
Analysts find
This thing called modern man was never designed
With only one eternal partner in mind
And so I gotta yell, To hell with propriety!
Leave a variety!
Sinner or saint
Schoolgirl or queen
One girl is boring
And two are obscene
Give him hundreds and hundreds of girls!