Animation vs Anything
Yakko Warner
Vs
Kermit the Frog
Draw!
Already fought Jay-Pac, now I'm facing this frog?
I know you say "hi-ho", let's see if you "hip-hop."
Bud, I'm not the type of toon that you let go first
Because I'll hop up on a track like "helloooooo verse!"
In the past when Jim had passed, and Disney asked
To bring you back, no strings attached, you'd think you'd pass
But to keep you afloat like a lily pad
Your little cast was given cash
And ever since, you've been trash!
When this frog's on our lot, on the mic, you'll be toad
Man, your tongue only threatens the flies that you gulp
When I'm packing the ALS ice bucket flow
You had best make like Michigan finally croak
Sir, I don't mean to be rude, but Jack Black can attest
Even for our telethon, we weren't this desperate for a guest!
But now the music is playing so we'll fight the fight
And you're gonna meet your maker with Muppet Flow tonight!
We've got generations of success on the screen
But it seems when you're on the air, it's Not Easy Making Green
It took over 20 years for a network to renew you
And they had to jump through so many hoops, you dropped on Hulu!
Tried to be meta, but you were dead on release
Man, you wouldn't even be hip on a Sesame Street
It's fitting that Warner Bros. is personified as dimwits
But that's none of my business
Your success is in the past, nowadays, all people take you for
Are streaming service filler shows and mainstays at the Game Awards!
Got all these recasts, but not the same after Henson's leave
New guy's named Matt 'cuz he's stomping on your legacy!
And when you're not onstage, you're a little bit insane
You're so stuck up in your ways, call you PIggy and the Brain!
With all of the times you've gone divorcing that pigfriend
You should take after Gonzo and stick to choking your chicken!
I may be the Muppet, but your line structure felt sewn
Your disses hardly tickled, who do ya take me for, Elmo?
My ensemble's key while all you've got is three
And I've seen scarier Dots on the face of Constantine!
Straight Outta Swamp-ton, my flow never dries up
I'm slinging the mud to hand you the Elmyra!
So Yakko and all his gaffs should stay in the past
'Cuz your cast cannot match the classics those are the facts!