There's a shop in Diagon Alley
And it's been there since three hundred and eighty-two BC
He makes wands for all the first-years about to go to school
And he's really old and creepy, but I think he's rather cool
Hey! Mr Ollivander
What wand are you making today?
It's a whippy ten-inch maple with a unicorn tail core
And it's good for Transfiguration, but I don't know who it's for
I went in and looked at all the boxes
There were thousands and thousands and thousands of them
He had a measuring tape in one hand and a strange look in his eye
And he measured between my nostrils, but please don't ask me why
Hey! (Hey!) Mr Ollivander (Mr Ollivander)
What wand are you making today?
It's a solid nine-inch hawthorn with a dragon heartstring core
And it seems quite temperamental, but I don't know who it's for
Mr Ollivander
What would we do without you?
Mr Ollivander
Can you make me a wand too?
Hey! (Hey!) Mr Ollivander (Mr Ollivander)
Thanks for finding me a wand of my own
It's a nice and supple holly with a phoenix feather core
And he found it kind of curious, but I know just who it's for
Mr Ollivander
What would we do without you?
Mr Ollivander
Can you make me a wand?
Mr Ollivander
I love you!