Sorry, Ron, you just weren't fast enough
'Cause someone's already asked me to the Yule Ball
And, actually, I wasn't going to go
But I don't want to hurt his feelings, if he has them
I'm sure you'll understand
OK, maybe you won't
But I can't just refuse
So can I ask this one thing of you?
Please don't be bitter about Viktor
You've got it all completely wrong
Never expected to go to the Yule Ball
With an international Quidditch player
You know that I hate getting all dressed up
And I swear that I'd rather spend all this time reading
And, by the way, you really do look interesting
In those rather vintage dress robes
I'm sure you'll understand
OK, maybe you won't
But I can't just refuse
So can I just ask this one thing of you?
Please don't be bitter about Viktor
You've got it all completely wrong
Never expected to go to the Yule Ball
With an international Quidditch player
I'm sure you'll understand
OK, maybe you won't
But I can't just refuse
So can I ask this one thing of you?
Please don't be bitter about Viktor
You've got it all completely wrong
Never expected to go to the Yule Ball
With an international Quidditch player
So don't be bitter about Viktor
You've got it all completely wrong
I would have liked it if I'd only been asked
By a future Gryffindor Quidditch Keeper
By a future Gryffindor Quidditch Keeper
By a future Gryffindor Quidditch Keeper