All of this year, there's been a mystery in my new school And I can't rest until I have found out what's going on A missing parcel, a troll and a dead unicorn It doesn't seem to make much sense, but I know we'll get there in the end 'Cause there's a secret on the third floor And we've got to go through the trapdoor Who knows what monsters we could face? And this is just my average day We've got to go And retrieve the Philosopher's Stone And though the teachers don't believe us They just can't keep us away I know that it's Snape, and I don't care what Hagrid says Since no one else believes a word, we'll have to do it by ourselves So we'll play this chess game, and fight those deadly poison vines We'll solve this riddle, walk through fire, and maybe make it out alive 'Cause there's a secret on the third floor And we've got to go through the trapdoor Who knows what monsters we could face? And this is just my average day We've got to go And retrieve the Philosopher's Stone And though the teachers don't believe us They just can't keep us away 'Cause there's a secret on the third floor And we've got to go through the trapdoor Who knows what monsters we could face? And this is just my average day We've got to go And retrieve the Philosopher's Stone And though the teachers don't believe us They just can't keep us away 'Cause there's a secret on the third floor And we've got to go through the trapdoor Who knows what monsters we could face? And this is just my average day We've got to go And retrieve the Philosopher's Stone And though the teachers don't believe us They just can't keep us away