Dark Lord sleeping on my sofa,
Dark Lord drinking my beer,
Dark Lord locking lazy looper(?)
Hanging 'round my house in his underwear.
He likes to Crucio our peacoks.
He brought in Pettigrew, that rat.
He tortures muggle lovers in the dining room,
He let Nagini eat the cat!
Dark Lord sleeping on my sofa,
Dark Lord drinking my beer,
Dark Lord locking lazy looper(?)
Hanging 'round my house in his underwear.
He never chips in for the pizza,
(That guy is really cheap)
Never shuts up about that kid
He never lets us on the playstation,
He won't put down the toilet lid!
Dark Lord sleeping on my sofa,
Dark Lord drinking my beer,
Dark Lord locking lazy looper(?)
Hanging 'round my house in his underwear.
He's always throwing crazy parties,
He invites all his creepy friends.
Werewolves tearing up the living room,
Dementors dancing in the den.
Dark Lord sleeping on my sofa,
Dark Lord drinking my beer,
Dark Lord rocking lazy looper(?)
Hanging 'round my house in his underwear.
Dark Lord sleeping on my sofa,
Dark Lord drinking my beer,
Dark Lord rocking lazy looper(?)
Hanging 'round my house in his underwear.
Get him of my couch,
Get him out of here!