Sunday needs a pick-me-up? Here's your chance Do you get tired of the same old square dance? Allemande right now All join hands Do-si-do to the promised boogieland Got no need for altar calls Sold the altar for the mirror balls Do you shuffle? do you twist? 'Cause with a hot hits playlist, now we say Chorus 1: This disco used to be a cute cathedral Where the chosen cha-cha every day of the year This disco used to be a cute cathedral Where we only play the stuff you're wanting to hear Mickey does the two-step One, Two, Swing All the little church mice doing their thing Boppin' in the belltower Rumba to the right Knock, knock Who's there? Get me outta this limelight So, you want to defect? Officer, what did you expect? Got no rhythm, got no dough He said, "Listen, Bozo, don't you know" Chorus 2: This disco used to be a cute cathedral Where the chosen cha-cha every day of the week This disco used to be a cute cathedral But we got no room if you ain't gonna be chic Sell your holy habitats This ship's been deserted by sinking rats The exclusive place to go It's where the pious pogo Don't you know (Chorus 1) (Chorus 2)