All these boys wanna show me they're real men Flexin' those pipes and poppin' them veins If I get one more ticket to the gun show I'm gonna blow out my brains All these boys comin' at me on the weekend Saddlin' up and feedin' me lines If I get one more "Come here often?" I'm gonna lose my mind HEY! Got every man in here wishin' HEY! Got some stiff competition HEY! Don't wanna break your heart But I'm with the boys at the bar With Jim, Jack, Johnnie, & Jose They always know just what to say We stay up talkin' through the night When it's just one of those days I roll with Jim, Jack, Johnnie, & Jose Takes a special kind of man To make me feel like a woman Lets me come undone Fallin' on floors or dancin' on tables He's never gonna judge HEY! You know I really ain't kiddin' HEY! There ain't no competition HEY! No one's gonna break my heart When I'm with the boys at the bar With Jim, Jack, Johnnie, & Jose They always know just what to say We stay up talkin' through the night When it's just one of those days I roll with Jim, Jack, Johnnie, & Jose Spin the bottle Spin the bottle Spin the bottle all night Spin the bottle Spin the bottle Spin the bottle all night Round and round and round he goes Where he stops – only I know JIM! He's eighty-proof JACK! He goes down smooth JOHNNIE! He's a stone-cold hottie JOSE! He likes to party! A guaranteed good time Gonna last all night, gonna last all night With Jim, Jack, Johnnie, & Jose They always know just what to say We stay up talkin' through the night When it's just one of those days I roll with Jim, Jack, Johnnie, & Jose