I ain't a learned man
No college degree
Well I passed math cause the head of the class
Was poindexter next to me
Can throw a touchdown pass
To get the hometown queen
Hold the crown my dear
Cause the king of beers
Is my redneck royalty
Couldn't pass the bar (nope)
Even if I tried
Cause there's a crowded room
Crankin' 80s tunes
With pretty ladies packed inside
Sharpest tool in the shed
I never claimed to be
But it don't matter that
Bud bud bud is wiser than me
A little light in the head
Not the brightest bulb on the tree
But it don't matter that
Bud bud bud bud bud...
Is wiser than me
I can't paint Rembrandt
I can't write a poem
I'm good at arts and crafts
With aluminum cans
N wavin fingers made of foam
Never been to France
Or sailed across the sea
But I can tip em back
At that ol' race track
Down in Bristol Tennessee
Sharpest tool in the shed
I never claimed to be
But it don't matter that
Bud bud bud is Wiser than me
A little light in the head
Not the brightest bulb on the tree
But it don't matter that
Bud bud bud is wiser than me
I gotta heart made a gold
Ya wear it right on my sleeve
So it don't matter that
Bud bud bud bud bud...
Is wiser than me
I ain't a learned man
No college degree
But I'll be one beer wiser
By the crack a the can
N even better after three
Sharpest tool in the shed
I never claimed to be
But it don't matter that
Bud bud bud is Wiser than me
I gotta heart made a gold
Ya wear it right on my sleeve
So it don't matter that
Bud bud bud bud bud...
No it don't matter that
Bud bud bud bud bud
Is wiser than me