Sat here half-alone beside my screen People come and go, that's how it works out here Hope I find someone just like me Talking to a stranger across the world Cereal and sweatpants, where's my girl? Hope I find someone just like me Listen, your command is speaking I'm so sad to tell you this, but There are no free agents left We're bringing your time to an end And this is me from out the curtain Saying I'm not cut out for this Quest for orange Wednesday's lover Guess I'll never be a red lobster Walking through a crowd of empty hearts Destined for the factory as spare parts I hope they give mine to someone sweet Listen, your command is speaking I'm so sad to tell you this, but There are no free agents left We're bringing your time to an end And this is me from out the curtain Saying I'm not cut out for this Quest for orange Wednesday's lover Guess I'll never be a red lobster Ah-ah-ah, ah, ah-ah Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah, ah, ah-ah-ah Table for one at the bar of love They're blazing "When I'm Sixty Four" Can you cook the lover's set menu For one person? And maybe it's just me, and that's okay And there's no level of wordplay That beats what Reddit tells you This can be a lonely, lonely place, oh This can be a lonely place, oh-oh This can be a lonely place, oh-oh