Seahorses Seahorses Seahorses My favorite equine fish I'd spend all my resources To hang out with seahorses And I'd wish for seahorses if I had one wish I've taken all kinds of courses studying seahorses And all my sources agree they are the best And that just reenforces my opinion on seahorses Which is they deserve respect and nothing less Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh I mean, seriously, have you seen their tiny curly tails? They are so cute (ahh) If we gave seahorses to our armed forces There'd be no more wars 'cause We'd all get along Yeah, there's a sense of deep catharsis When riding on seaharses And if you agree then whistle this song ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh I mean, just imagine how a sport like Water polo could be improved With giant seahorses This song endorses my favorite kind of horses Maybe yours is the kind that walks on land So if you love to see horses Run in fields and through forests-es Well, you can write your own song about them If you like horses that breathe regular oxygen And can barely even swim But the topic of this song, of course is Those fish that look like ponies