Oh why am I not bored with you It's been days since I put on a shoe These walls have no paint There's little left to say Oh why am I not bored with you If I were glue And you were glue too You'd think by now We'd be stuck to this couch Oh why am I not bored with you Sometimes I take offense When you want to spend time With other people too I used to get restless I used to stew I used to eat I even used to chew Now I sit on this couch Doing nothing but you Oh why am I not bored with you Oh why am I not bored with you