You want the whole nine Yard lies Then lets hear a jeer For the nice guys I know the end of this book And it's a happy one please book But you cant skip the start And break for the good part But our guile Is argyle Yes a guy's guile Is oh what a guile I got the message its on It was there all along And if I lead you along Then I read you wrong There was a bridge And a tunnel to And does a suitcase Kinda look like a coffin (Well, yes) And does it happen often (Well, yes) And am I worried (Well yes) I guess but it makes sense I got the message its on It was there all along And if I lead you along Then I read you wrong (What a buy what am I doing here) I write her Letters from my new home Crying Then I kissed the phone Im writing Letters to angels With heavenly pens and holey tongues sent Coded messages to Our northern neighbors