Don't buy me flowers They just give me headaches Please don't be like the others No, don't buy me flowers You should know now You could waste my time, but you don't know how And I could change my mind and let you go (let you go) Let you go (let you go) But somehow (-how) You always spend the night No, I don't wanna wake up to A whole 'nother side of you (side of you) You're so shiny new I think I like us how we are (like us how we are) Won't have to watch the petals fall (fall) So don't buy me flowers (flowers) They just give me headaches Please don't be like the others They all do the same thing when they try (they try) to win my heart Funny they all think that it's so smart (smart) What a waste (what a waste), throw them away (throw them away) Can't fix a headache with another empty vase No, don't buy me flowers We could chill on the sofa (sofa) Eat so good, now we in a food coma Watch a show 'til it's over (over) We could hit the MoMA, long as we get boba On the way (on the way), hey, on the way Take me out (out) Then I could spend the night, oh but I don't wanna wake up to (I don't) A whole 'nother side of you (side of you) You're so shiny new I think I like us how we are Won't have to watch the petals fall So don't buy me flowers I don't need the headache Please don't be like the others, no They all do the same thing when they try (they try) to win my heart It's funny they all think that they're so smart (smart) What a waste (what a waste), throw them away Can't fix my headache with another empty vase Don't, no, don't buy me flowers Don't buy me flowers No, don't buy me flowers