Wake up in the morning feel like Garfield
Sauce on my lasagna I ain't gotta chill
Popping on these grapes and they not pills
Crying to the bank 'cause my stomach ill
Morning feel like Garfield
Sauce on my lasagna I ain't gotta chill
Popping on these grapes and they not pills
Crying to the bank 'cause my stomach ill
I know you wanna be my cat and dog for life
I walk around to see who's cake with a big knife
If you a opp, you a Odie on the westside
Imma have to kick you off of the table to the other side
(Please) Please don't make me diet
Please don't tell me to be quiet
What's this cat doing, no you don't know me
Don't try to jinx me or you're gonna owe me
And Jon's an opp till I die
Yeah I stole that nigga pipe
Got no hoes, no life
Gimmie lasagna or I'll die (Yeah!)
Yeah I'll take a rat's life (Yeah!)
They think I'm soft but I bite (Yeah!)
I'm not gonna tell you twice (Yeah!)
Eat a nigga up, pizza slice
Wake up in the morning feel like Garfield
Sauce on my lasagna I ain't gotta chill
Popping on these grapes and they not pills
Crying to the bank 'cause my stomach ill
Morning feel like Garfield
Sauce on my lasagna I ain't gotta chill
Popping on these grapes and they not pills (Is it my turn yet?)
Crying to the bank 'cause my stomach ill (Wait, no, I'm sorry)
Arelene you don't have a mate yet, come on up to my porch
It's okay take all the catnip, I'll just make Jon buy more
If a mousey come around it's gonna be an eyesore
Sorry Jon but I might just get rat blood on your white floor
Garfield, when I step out everybody notice
And I'm chillin' with Otis
Oh I got too much lasagna, can you hold this
I'm just a cat I don't know what is mitosis (Ayy, ayy, ayy)
Jon just drank my semen
Don't deny it we can see it
(Yeah) Garfield is funny
Comics are number oney
You are my one forever like I'm 20
I hate money (kill Jeff Bezos, kill Jeff Bezos, kill Jeff Bezos, kill Jeff Bezos)
In the circle cat bed where I bunk up
Jedwill told me not to swear, I told him shut the funk up
Chillin' after hours and my kitty tube is skunk up
Buds are in my jar kief, yeah I feel like Garfeef
ICarly, viral like iCarly
If you take away my lasagna I will get snarly
Ask me if I'm working (Hmm...) Hardly!
Chillin' in a litterbox just like I'm in a 'rari