(Now, it's, uh, "Love potion #9 Do you know "Love potion #9"? Well, we're gonna do it for you And it's gonna be the way you've never heard it before The original. One, two, three) ♪ I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth You know that gypsy With the gold cap tooth She's got a pad down at 34th and Vine Sellin' little bottles of love potion number nine ♪ So then I told her that I was flop with chicks I been this way since 1956 She looked at my palm And she made a magic sign Try my little product now "Love potion number nine" (what he said? One, two, three, four) ♪ She bent down and turned around And gave me a wink She said, "I'm gonna mix it up Right here in the sink" It smelled like turpentine Looked like India Ink I held my nose I closed my eyes I took a drink I didn't know if it was day or night I started kissing everything in sight But when I kissed a cop Down at 34th and Vine He broke my little bottle of Love potion number nine ♪ I have so much fun, I'm going back again I wonder what happened to love potion number 10 I'm number 10, I'm number 10, I'm number 10 (alright thank you, we're done, thanks a lot)