Ah, icky thump, who'da thunk? Sittin' drunk on a wagon to Mexico Ah well, what a chump Well, my head got a bump When I hit it on the radio Redhead señorita looking dead Came and said, "Need a bed?" in Español I said, "Gimme a drink of water I'm gonna sing around the collar And I don't need a microphone" ♪ Icky thump with a lump in my throat Grabbed my coat and I was freaking, I was ready to go And I swear besides the hair she had one white eye One blank stare, looking up, lying there On the stand near her hand was a candy cane, black rum, sugar cane Dry ice and something strange La la la la la la la la la la la la la la ♪ White Americans, what? Nothing better to do Why don't you kick yourself out? You're an immigrant too Who's usin' who? What should we do? Well, you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too ♪ Icky thump, handcuffed to a bunk Robbed blind, looked around, and there was nobody else Left alone, I hit myself with a stone Went home and learned how to clean up after myself