The Church of the Digital Domain makes a special offer to you
As we approach the end of the millennium
For a love offering of just one thousand dollars, friends
We will send a caring staff of video professionals to your house
Our Church of Digital Domain personnel will then spend an hour
Video-recording you, your family, Your pets, and your possessions
Conducting an in-depth interview of your life's history
Then, back at our sanctuary headquarters
Your video will be digitally mastered onto laserdisc
And then placed with thousands of others just like you
Into the chromium arc and hermetically sealed
Just think, friends
Your image, your voice, your memories
Preserved forever
As the chromium arc sails the universe, touching all of creation
Your chance to break the bonds of Earth
To live forever in the digital domain
Call the number now on your screen
For it is written that he who submits to the eye of the recorder
Shall live in the digital domain forever