Well this is never going to work
If you've been practicing
Spending your whole adult life
Under the knife
Not this again
Be in awe of the marvelous, magnificent
What if the why doesn't matter
Are you ready for a question that I gathered
Is there such thing as too much information
Gears move you upward like a ladder
After all
What do we do in the present moment
That we did not do in the past
So far our curiosity is foundational
I reward value and I ask
Tripping up my grooved thinking
Your old brain eats your new brain
Now what the hell was I thinking
I hope this message finds you again
I want to be of assistance
I want to be your assistant
I would like to start by saying that I
Respect and admire your existence
So, do you want to partner up more official
I got ten to twenty hours a week
At least initial
Can help with clerical work or commission
Construction or carpentry projects if that's the issue
How about graphic design and advertisement
Or miscellaneous shenanigans of your devisement
I'd be happy to be available for consignment
This is Alex by the way
And then I signed it
HYYYYAAAAH