Hey, girl
I've got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down, and listen
Girl, you know we've been together, such a long, long time
(Such a long time)
And now I'm ready, to lay it on the line
Well, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
(Open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
(What's on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside
It's my dick in a box
(It's in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
(Somethin' special girl)
It's my dick in a box!
My dick in a box, babe
It's my dick in a box
Ooh, my dick in a box, girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (Yeah)
And I got just the one
Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
One
Cut a hole in a box
Two
Put your junk in that box
Three
Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box
My dick in a box, babe
It's my dick in a box
Ooh, my dick in a box, girl
Christmas
Dick in a box
Hanukkah
Dick in a box
Kwanzaa
A dick in a box
Every single holiday
A dick in a box
Over at your parent's house
A dick in a box
Midday at the grocery store
A dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's
A dick in a box
Yeah, well, well, well, well, well...
My dick in a box
My dick in a box
My dick in a box